September 19, 2011
4. Newblog2011: 09/19/11 The Heli-Swatter
This is also something that I wrote by hand yesterday, and didn't have time to put on the Internet. The place I was at only has public Internet access a couple of times a week without a fee, and it's only available for an hour and a half on Sunday.
Here's what I had written yesterday, Sunday, September 18, 2011:
By 11:50 a.m., when I started writing this essay by hand, a helicopter had already flown over where I was 3 times, in 3 separate places in Cambridge.
For people who don't know what Cambridge is, it's very close to Boston, is a separate city but is essentially inseparable from Boston. It's not as if I'm choosing to go there because it has the word "bridge" in it; I'm not.
As far as the helicopters go; talk about pests. Where am I going to go for my helicopter problem?
Maybe I shouldn't find this funny, but there is a side of it that seems funny to me.
I need a helicopter-size swatter. Then I can advertise for the swatter, also:
"Are you being stalked by the government? Do you hear propellers all day? You need The Heli-Swatter."
I'm not going to try to put a price on The Heli-Swatter. Trying to think of numbers for the price that would have no chance of being interpreted or misrepresented as code would take a lot of time and patience that I don't have.
Copyright L. Kochman, September 19, 2011 @ 9:39 a.m.
4. Newblog2011: 09/19/11 The Heli-Swatter
This is also something that I wrote by hand yesterday, and didn't have time to put on the Internet. The place I was at only has public Internet access a couple of times a week without a fee, and it's only available for an hour and a half on Sunday.
Here's what I had written yesterday, Sunday, September 18, 2011:
By 11:50 a.m., when I started writing this essay by hand, a helicopter had already flown over where I was 3 times, in 3 separate places in Cambridge.
For people who don't know what Cambridge is, it's very close to Boston, is a separate city but is essentially inseparable from Boston. It's not as if I'm choosing to go there because it has the word "bridge" in it; I'm not.
As far as the helicopters go; talk about pests. Where am I going to go for my helicopter problem?
Maybe I shouldn't find this funny, but there is a side of it that seems funny to me.
I need a helicopter-size swatter. Then I can advertise for the swatter, also:
"Are you being stalked by the government? Do you hear propellers all day? You need The Heli-Swatter."
I'm not going to try to put a price on The Heli-Swatter. Trying to think of numbers for the price that would have no chance of being interpreted or misrepresented as code would take a lot of time and patience that I don't have.
Copyright L. Kochman, September 19, 2011 @ 9:39 a.m.